(OPENING THEME PLAYING)
(ALARM BLARING)
Titans.
(TIRES SCREECHING)
Time to teach H.I.V.E.
how to play nice, Titans.
Oh, and since Mammoth is
the biggest and baddest,
he's all mine.
Titans, go!
(GRUNTING)
Robin, could I assist you
with an eye blast?
(GRUNTS) No way, Star.
Mammoth is all mine!
(GRUNTING)
Are you sure you don't
need a hand, bro?
I've got two
very small ones to lend.
No!
(BEEPING)
I want to make this last.
(GRUNTS) You know...
To teach him a lesson!
(SCREAMING)
Let me guess,
we're waiting on Robin again.
(GRUNTS)
Yes!
So, who's carrying
him home this time?
(GROANING) Great job, Titans!
Bet you're all
as exhausted as I am!
Uh, not particularly.
All I really did was stare in
the enemy's general direction.
Love the attitude.
(GROANS)
But I know your every
muscle is screaming
in excruciating pain.
Nope, don't have muscles.
And mine are all like,
"It's all good, dude.
"Peace and L-O-V-E."
So, basically, thanks to
your superpowers,
taking down one of
the deadliest threats to
the planet is no big deal?
-Uh-huh.
-Yep.
-Pretty much.
-Exactly.
Huh, that's cool.
(YELLING)
Problem, Robin?
It's not fair,
I do just as much
as all of you,
but because you
have superpowers,
you get to be super lazy.
Super lazy? You're crazy!
It was so far away!
Sure, Robin, powers make
some things easier,
but mostly they're a curse.
Curse? Please.
Well, look at me.
who wants to be your friend
when you're basically
the spawn of
an intergalactic demon?
She's right, Robin.
All my life everyone has always
looked at me like a freak.
And it's been so long
since I felt the sweet
sensation of knee skin.
I am going to make
the meatloaf for dinner.
The only curse
would be how bad
I'd make you look.
Guess we'll never know.
since the only way guys
like you get super powers
is through super horrible
freak accidents.
Super horrible
freak accidents.
That's it!
All right. Ready, buddy?
Just going to merge our DNA.
No big deal.
(CHIRPING)
What are the
superpowers of a robin?
Well, uh, good question.
Flight, picking things up off
the ground with your mouth.
Your crazy old bird feet.
Stuff like that.
Nothing like a little
lab disaster to give
you superpowers.
(BLEEPING)
(CRASHING)
(SCREAMING) Bad idea!
Bad idea! Bad idea!
(GROANING)
(ROBIN CAWING)
I can't believe my luck!
I just washed my car
and it's all ready covered
in bird dookie.
Sorry, my bad.
(GASPS) Oh!
What happened to you?
And what are you doing
pooping on my car?
Ugh!
I tried to give
myself superpowers.
By turning yourself
into "The Chicken"?
(SIGHS) Guess it
didn't really work out
like I was hoping.
Does this mean
you finally realized
superpowers are a curse?
No way!
This doesn't count...
(GASPS) Wait...
One sec!
(GRUNTS)
This doesn't count
since I didn't get any powers.
I almost want to
give you superpowers.
Just to teach you a lesson.
You can give me powers?
Of course I can,
but you'd have to be sure this
is something you really want.
(CAWS)
(CLEARS THROAT)
That was a yes.
Okay,
but before I can
there's something
you need to do.
What?
Don't play dumb,
you know exactly what.
I'm not doing
the chicken dance for you.
-Chicken dance!
-No!
-Chicken dance!
-Nope!
Dance of the chicken!
(DISCO MUSIC PLAYING)
-(BIRDS CACKLING)
-Happy?
You almost
made me smile.
Almost.
Now, don't say
we didn't warn you.
Azarath Metrion Zinthos!
(MAN VOCALIZING)
Heat vision!
Stop it!
-Freeze breath!
-Come on!
-Super speed!
-Hey!
Telekinesis!
Tele...
Move things with
your mind powers!
Really?
This is awesome!
Just remember,
with great power comes
greater responsibility.
The burden
you'll be asked to carry
will be even bigger.
You'll definitely
be different than all
of your friends, dude.
Did I mention we are having
the meatloaf for dinner?
Yes, Robin, you will be
forever a stranger
in a world
that can never
truly understand you.
-A curse.
-A curse!
-A curse.
-Meatloaf.
Wrong!
This is going
to be great!
Wait till he sees
what it's really like.
He won't be smiling then.
I almost feel sorry
for the guy.
I'm back!
You were gone for
less than a blurtbot!
Super speed! Thanks, Raven!
(GROWLS)
So you know the pain
of having super powers,
the agony?
Nope. It was great!
I rounded up every
super villain
and put them in jail.
In three seconds?
I also used my powers
to grow crops
and solve world hunger.
I ended all wars too.
Oh, is that all?
And I made
meatloaf for dinner.
Joy!
So you're saying you solved
all the world's problems?
Uh-huh.
And there are no more
super villains to battle?
You know it!
Then I guess
we don't have to be
Teen Titans anymore.
That's right... Wait! What?
Nice going, Robin.
You just put us all
out of a job.
Guess this is goodbye.
-See ya!
-RAVEN: Later.
I will miss you all.
Wait. What am I gonna do?
Get a new job, I guess.
Let's see.
It says here, you worked
for the Teen Titans.
Yes, sir. Uh, we were
a team of superheroes.
Were? You were fired?
Well, no. Not fired.
Just disbanded.
I kind of solved
all the world's problems.
Right.
And under special skills
you listed X-ray vision.
Yup.
You start Monday.
(SNORING)
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
(SIGHS)
(BABY WAILING)
(MACHINE BEEPING)
What happened?
Where did it go wrong?
Where did I lose my purpose?
Ah! It was when
I got my powers.
(SNIFFS)
They were right.
These powers were a curse.
In your face, Robin.
(LAUGHS WEAKLY)
Vindication.
Uh-huh! That's right.
Super powers are a curse,
curse, curse, cursity,
curse, curse, curse!
See, told you so.
Curse!
(ECG FLATLINING)